I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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