You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
