I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
