What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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