All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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