Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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