I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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