she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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