i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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