Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
In America we eat man semen.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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