She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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