So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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