i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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