why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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