Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She bit a glass in half.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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