After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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