Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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