maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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