every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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