it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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