There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
