Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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