I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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