What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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