My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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