she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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