I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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