my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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