I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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