It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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