do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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