every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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