Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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