My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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