I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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