Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
