I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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