I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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