he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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