Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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