Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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