i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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