Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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