GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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