where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
True but thats because hes a fetus.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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