just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
