She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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