Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
im about as happy as oj after his trial
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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