Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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