I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
How does one acquire holy water?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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