he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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