The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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