with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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