Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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