ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
