i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
do nipples grow back?
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