So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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